young woody 5:59 Tue Dec 6
Im not going to shave again until West Ham United win another game.
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And I am always clean cut so this is massive for me.
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Ronald_antly
11:08 Fri Dec 9
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You should turn up at the training ground every Friday, woodySON, just to EMPHASISE to the squad the toll their poor form is taking on all concerned.
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young woody
1:40 Fri Dec 9
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Not shaved since Saturday and its getting really itchy, I just hope West Ham understand that this is a really fucking massive commitment for me.
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TCHammer444
2:52 Wed Dec 7
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I've grown a beard this season and I am thinking I should shave it off, as this is reason why we are cursed.
Also moved house in April and new house has a bloody magpie nest in my back garden. Always appears on a Saturday before a game. I am going to get a gun and take matters into my own hands on that bad luck charm!
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Fivetide
12:09 Wed Dec 7
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I remember one season (about 15 years ago ish) when we couldn't win at home. So we decided to go to a different pre-match pub every week until we got a win. After a month or so I was actually thinking, shit, if we beat this lot will we reeeeally have to drink at The Green Gate (or whichever hole we were in) every week?
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Northern Sold
12:07 Wed Dec 7
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Recorded Grumps.... saw the first lot when they were first born
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Lato
12:06 Wed Dec 7
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I think I'll join you I haven't shaved since Saturday
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Grumpster
11:58 Wed Dec 7
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Been watching the puppy programme NS?
Fuck me I can't wait until my heating is all sorted so I can get another dog.
Walking and cuddling dogs is therapeutic awesomeness.
Yeah I'm a massive homo :o)
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Northern Sold
11:56 Wed Dec 7
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.... oh but look at his sad eyes though... come on then fella.... West ham can fuck right off....
*grabs lead and puts on country Barbour and flat cap *
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Northern Sold
11:55 Wed Dec 7
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I'm not taking the Black Lab out for another walk until we win...
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Fortunes Hiding
11:53 Wed Dec 7
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Grumps
I always use my hair clippers to trim my nuts.
Have been caught out a couple of times though!
Don't put aftershave on.
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Grumpster
11:47 Wed Dec 7
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I trimmed my balls with my hair clippers once when drunk and ended up putting them straight into the skin which ripped my knacker apart.
That smarted I can tell you!
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BRANDED
11:34 Wed Dec 7
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YOU SHAVE YOUR BALLS?
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Spandex Sidney
11:08 Wed Dec 7
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Billy, I think it's George V you are groping for (ooer missus!). Current Queen's grandfather, looked insanely like his cousin Tsar Nicholas II.
George VI was the current Queen's father (clean chin, shadow on the lung) and George IV (formerly known as The Prince Regent) was Queen Victoria's eldest uncle and was also clean shaven but did build a nice beach hut at Brighton.
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Billy Blagg
10:14 Wed Dec 7
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I don't think you'll look like George IV (or was it VI?) Woody. WH are poor but this is no Roeder season despite gloom on here. Think you'll shave a couple of times before the month is out.
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Grumpster
9:04 Wed Dec 7
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I once made the mistake of saying I was going to grow a goatee (no neatening allowed) until we lost in the fa cup.
Bloody quarter final that year and it was ridiculous and very itchy by the time those yid cunts knocked us out.
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Son of Anarchy
8:38 Wed Dec 7
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Im going to have a permenant etection until west ham win again
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Sydney_Iron
7:40 Wed Dec 7
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https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/f5/e6/3c/f5e63c79c61e46713b4c74ef3e824b91.jpg
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stomper
2:28 Wed Dec 7
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Would people notice young Woody?
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eusebiovic
9:37 Tue Dec 6
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After we won the FA Cup in 1980, I vowed never to get my hair cut again until the next trophy...
Now I look like this -
http://sweethaircuts.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/longest-hair-in-the-world-male-amazing-hair-school-activity.jpg
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defjam
8:08 Tue Dec 6
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young woody 6:17 - I'm not washing....
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Sven Roeder
8:00 Tue Dec 6
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FACE OR PUBES?
Actually don't answer that
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